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starllex:  *cop pulls me over*  “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"  "Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?" 
starllex:  *cop pulls me over*  “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"  "Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?" 

published on: 2014-04-05 15:38:42

haemus:  U kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m

haemus: U kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m

raidioactive:  *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

raidioactive: *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

amenpenis:  Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what

amenpenis: Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what

rinda-rinda:  himederekitten:  This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s

rinda-rinda: himederekitten: This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s

religiousdad:  how the Fuck am I supposed to wear my nike sandals

religiousdad: how the Fuck am I supposed to wear my nike sandals

sniffling:  don’t you knock?

sniffling: don’t you knock?