published on: 2013-12-29 17:29:59
WHEN THE DJ OR EMCEE SPEAKS OVER MY FAVORITE SONG
WHEN I'M EXPECTING MY PARTNER BUT MY PARENTS COME FOR A SURPRISE
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, "YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU/YOU PEOPLE?"
WHENEVER I HEAR WILLOW SMITH'S "WHIP MY HAIR"
AFTER SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE, THEY STOPPED TEXTING YOU
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