published on: 2013-12-29 17:28:50
VISITING FAMILY DURING THE HOLIDAYS
WHEN THEY DON'T TEXT ME BACK RIGHT AWAY
WHEN I'M EXPECTING MY PARTNER BUT MY PARENTS COME FOR A SURPRISE
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHY I'M SINGLE
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, "YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU/YOU PEOPLE?"
WHENEVER I HEAR WILLOW SMITH'S "WHIP MY HAIR"