published on: 2013-12-29 17:28:13
IF THIS GUY WALKS BY MY WINDOW
VISITING FAMILY DURING THE HOLIDAYS
WHEN THE DJ OR EMCEE SPEAKS OVER MY FAVORITE SONG
WHEN I'M EXPECTING MY PARTNER BUT MY PARENTS COME FOR A SURPRISE
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHY I'M SINGLE
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, "YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU/YOU PEOPLE?"