published on: 2013-12-29 17:26:24
WHEN FRIENDS DESCRIBE THEMSELVES AS POWER BOTTOMS
IF THIS GUY WALKS BY MY WINDOW
WHEN THEY DON'T TEXT ME BACK RIGHT AWAY
WHEN THE DJ OR EMCEE SPEAKS OVER MY FAVORITE SONG
WHEN I'M EXPECTING MY PARTNER BUT MY PARENTS COME FOR A SURPRISE
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHY I'M SINGLE