published on: 2014-10-29 23:44:47
When the gay guys around me keep on saying fabulous or fierce
Saying bye to the male employees after shopping at Urban Outfitters
When girls think I'm checking them out but I'm really just looking
Meeting hipsters and always trying to figure out if they're gay
If I ever hear someone call my gay friends faggot
Whenever my celebrity crushes come out as gay