published on: 2017-01-02 05:41:48
“No pants will even fit over that waddle, so most of the
“You just wait until I ask the waitress to tie your bib
“Besides, you’ll be aching for clean pampers by
“My date is with a new guy, but your date is the same one
“And its going to stay there forever. I’ve promised
“No, babydoll.  I can’t feel your little chubby