published on: 2016-05-31 03:54:00
“With the baby monitor switched on two-way, you’ll
“I know everyone is giggling.  But they aren’t
“And if your pampers get sticky tonight, well… As
“They certainly aren’t as wet as your bottom, so
“Think of it this way… at least you aren’t
“At least she isn’t changing your stinky diapers.