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“And be sure to lock his crib.  There is a special little cry he makes when he hears me come home and go straight to bed…  I love it.”

published on: 2014-12-24 06:14:53

“Maybe when you learn not to whine about your pampers…”

“Maybe when you learn not to whine about your pampers…”

“And I’m sure they’ve never noticed your bulging

“And I’m sure they’ve never noticed your bulging

But I’m a boy, Mommy!!  ::whimper, stomp::

But I’m a boy, Mommy!!  ::whimper, stomp::

Yes, ma'am…  I love them so, so much…  ::deep

Yes, ma'am…  I love them so, so much…  ::deep

Life moves pretty fast...

Life moves pretty fast...

“Of course, every time you make a sticky mess you prove

“Of course, every time you make a sticky mess you prove