published on: 2017-12-26 09:48:12
How do I look, babe? Got you this for Christmas. I thought you’d
Hey there, darling. I came down the chimney. You’re up as late
The status of your orgasm application? Oh, I put it at the bottom
I got a call from the Orgasm Bureau this morning, dad. Middle
You knew the beaches at the resort were nude-optional, but you
Hey there, you’re the guy who just moved in next door, right?