published on: 2017-01-03 17:02:24
*Yawn* Morning, babe. Did you sleep OK? New Year’s is exhausting.
Yes, I absolutely *am* going to the party like this. You know
Oh hey, you must be Vanessa’s boyfriend! She’s told
Your gym performance has really improved, Dad. And like, I don’t
Jesus Christ, dad, I’m trying to study! Look, I know it’s
I don’t see what you have to complain about. You picked