published on: 2017-01-02 17:01:57
You haven’t even started getting ready? Baby, we have to
*Yawn* Morning, babe. Did you sleep OK? New Year’s is exhausting.
Is this what you were picturing? You think I look hot? My boyfriend’s
Oh hey, you must be Vanessa’s boyfriend! She’s told
Your gym performance has really improved, Dad. And like, I don’t
Jesus Christ, dad, I’m trying to study! Look, I know it’s