published on: 2016-10-03 00:01:23
It’s up to you. You can go back to your bedroom and jerk off
Honey, the sex we had last night was the best sex we’ve had
Oh yes, hell is very real, buddy. And welcome to it. Yes, you’ll
Hey hon, it looks like I’m going to have to stay at my parents’
Listen, that boyfriend of yours. The one who’s willing to not
Oh hey, glad you came by. Could you do me a favor and put some