published on: 2015-05-31 16:31:06
‘I’ve got the massage table all set up’ she said… ‘I
Morning Mr C! I couldn’t sleep anymore with your daughter and
We have the air mattress ready behind us. Now please choose how
The tub is at the right temperature now sir… Please join
A variation of Homer Simpson’s response here… Dough!
Now that’s the way a private lap dance is supposed to finish