published on: 2013-06-17 23:13:51
soulparallax: Trust no bitch
australiansanta: my mum was laughing hysterically when I woke
I’m singing “Go The Distance” from Hercules
Bat Skulls.
lazycookies: *rubs eyes* *remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
My Mom just told my sister her crotch is saggy I can’t