Wifey calls me David Cop-a-feel. Guess what I’m going to make
And where do you think you’re going, pal?
Me: Look, my favorite porn actress is auctioning off her bras.
Ladies and gents - the luckiest scarf in the whole damned world.
Looks like Jana Defi’s spaghetti straps said ‘screw it”
Busty Dusty in a dark copper bikini. Only she can make this color