published on: 2016-04-28 12:05:24
Today, I fucked up... by not lasting long enough for my grandmother
Today, I fucked up... by reminding a Starbucks worker that her
Today, I fucked up... by trying to tip a cab driver generously
Today, I fucked up... by responding to a 911 call.
Today, I fucked up... by replacing water with vodka
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