published on: 2016-04-28 12:04:33
Today, I fucked up... by forgetting about cameras in gym 24/7
Today, I fucked up... by not lasting long enough for my grandmother
Today, I fucked up... by accidentally propositioning an employee
Today, I fucked up... by trying to tip a cab driver generously
Today, I fucked up... by responding to a 911 call.
Today, I fucked up... by replacing water with vodka