published on: 2016-04-28 12:00:44
Today, I fucked up... by high fiving a US border protection officer
Today, I fucked up... by offering money to see a naked hobo
Today, I fucked up... by not lasting long enough for my grandmother
Today, I fucked up... by reminding a Starbucks worker that her
Today, I fucked up... by accidentally propositioning an employee
Today, I fucked up... by trying to tip a cab driver generously