published on: 2015-07-07 21:58:42
literalizing:Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*
The brain is wider than the sky
styloser: someone: Ur skirt is short me: nice
assgod: cumnog: everyone keeps saying “save the bees”
manylifehacks: iHop’s wifi password is pancake1 pass it on
russellharvards: single and ready to find aliens