cheatingandbreakupsluts: “So I think I got the job, baby!
cheatingandbreakupsluts: “Don’t mind my makeup, baby.
cheatingandbreakupsluts: *new text message* “I got a promotion,
cheatingandbreakupsluts: “Wanna see the sausage I ate
cheatingandbreakupsluts: To you, she’s the most beautiful
cheatingandbreakupsluts: “Hows the business trip, honey?