published on: 2022-12-23 20:31:20
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“To save some time, I started unwrapping your present,
“I’ll bet your candy cane tastes better, Mr. Crude!”
“Cute T-shirt, Molly.”
“Santa said I could take care of you tonight.”
“Looks like you have a couple of goodies under your tree!”