When Mr. Crude entered the bedroom he saw Naomi lying on the
Law of Conservation of Ass: Fatter cannot be created or destroyed.My
“Happy 4th of July, old man, from two of your little fireworks!”
Although the great toilet paper shortage was over, Neiva still
Hadley invited Mr. Crude to her 4th of July cookout. She stared
“I hope you don’t mind that my bikini is see-through,”