published on: 2019-12-25 20:00:57
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“I’m here to make sure you have a happy Christmas, Mr. Crude,
Hope you enjoy whatever holiday you celebrate!
“Wow! Not quite the Christmas gift I expected from you, but
Alice lay on the floor, looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Okay,
“Come unwrap your Christmas present, Mr. Crude!”