published on: 2012-02-18 21:54:00
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”