published on: 2014-11-16 02:48:25
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb–
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just