“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”
“I don’t think we should wear hats… unless
“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…
“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because
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“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT
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Threesomes solve everything.
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view
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“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you
“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be
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“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take
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“Are you Tuesday? Because I’d like to be stuck in
This is a professional blog now. Instead of posting silly pick-up
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative
“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s
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