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“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m
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“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d
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“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t
“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to
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“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious?
“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and
“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’”
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop
“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
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“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing,
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“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from
“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard
SHERLOCK CURSORS
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding