“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make
“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to
“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend
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“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t
froggyphevoli: Okay, I wasn’t gonna post this here, but
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,
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froggyphevoli: My two favorite professors and I at the (nautical-themed)
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t
“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”
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“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry,