“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she
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“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already
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“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify
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“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much
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“I only have earbuds for you.”
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“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must
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“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
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“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns,
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple