“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests,
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“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood
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“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout
MORE VALENTINE CARDS NOW IN STOCK! “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think
More valentine updates! All of your requests are now in stock
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
Update on the valentines! So here’s what I’m thinking
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d
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“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…
“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone
20 Sherlock Puns and Pick-up Lines
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
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A little present for the Sherlolly shippers. This was sent to
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only