published on: 2014-04-23 13:29:34
mcflyver: “Oof, how’d I get so damned out of shape?
mcflyver: Jiggle, wiggle, and wobble
mcflyver: Belly so huge and bulging with fat, it doesn’t fit
mcflyver: Super hot selfie… So alluring
mcflyver: “Hmmm, how did all THIS get here?!?!”
mcflyver: It must be something, lugging all that self-induced