![captioned-vines: Daughter: [chanting and snapping rhythmically] “Can you do a split on a dick?” Mother: [chanting along] “Girl, how you think yo’ mama got thick?” Daughter: [screaming] “WHAT?!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_3671f37cd135_512.png){kind=avatar}
![captioned-vines: Daughter: [chanting and snapping rhythmically] “Can you do a split on a dick?” Mother: [chanting along] “Girl, how you think yo’ mama got thick?” Daughter: [screaming] “WHAT?!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_57a74f5d127d_512.png){kind=avatar}
published on: 2015-09-03 02:22:22
tronnorgivesmealotoffeels: Drag him to hell and keep him there.
jawnstacheinatrenchcoat: just-shower-thoughts: Having a picture
hermoso-dolor: Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever
Armani Whites Skull
masqueradehfx: bl-ossomed: Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align
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