published on: 2015-12-23 04:00:35
biggestboobguns: “Play your cards right and all this could
biggestboobguns: You were walking through the park one day when
biggestboobguns: “Oh, hey there Joey. It’s been a while.
biggestboobguns: She’s just waiting for you to shoot a huge
biggestboobguns: She was hoping you wouldn’t recognize her…
biggestboobguns: Turns out you’d impregnated your girlfriend