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Feel the burn

Feel the burn

Technology is destroying his comfort zone

Technology is destroying his comfort zone

Can we turn the clocks back again … but all the way to

Can we turn the clocks back again … but all the way to

Agreed

Agreed

An unfriending is about to occur

An unfriending is about to occur

Thanks for your superhuman effort

Thanks for your superhuman effort

That explains that summer’s water shortage

That explains that summer’s water shortage

Another handy dandy life hack

Another handy dandy life hack

Sounds like Andy won that round

Sounds like Andy won that round

I’d be moving even fast than that

I’d be moving even fast than that

Extend the merrymaking

Extend the merrymaking

Costs more than a quarter these days

Costs more than a quarter these days

One, two, three …

One, two, three …

You ’n me both, l’il buddy

You ’n me both, l’il buddy

Or I would be nommed

Or I would be nommed

Hopefully he gives ’em heart attacks too

Hopefully he gives ’em heart attacks too

They’re gettin’ harder to find every day

They’re gettin’ harder to find every day

It’s a heart wrenching vacuum

It’s a heart wrenching vacuum

It happens with alarming frequency

It happens with alarming frequency

How very charitable of you

How very charitable of you

Been that kinda day

Been that kinda day

Was all that drama *really* necessary?

Was all that drama *really* necessary?

Perfect time of night for a call

Perfect time of night for a call

So much for family loyalty

So much for family loyalty

Hyperglycemia level 12 unlocked

Hyperglycemia level 12 unlocked

So much effort for so little reward

So much effort for so little reward

Good for the next five months

Good for the next five months

Payback’s a bitch, baby

Payback’s a bitch, baby

Thanks guys, the fresh air is helping

Thanks guys, the fresh air is helping

Cravin’ a hair of the dog

Cravin’ a hair of the dog

Autumn street slop

Autumn street slop

Follow the instructions and nobody gets hurt

Follow the instructions and nobody gets hurt

Much merriment was had

Much merriment was had

See ya next year, Jack

See ya next year, Jack

C’mon, just one more house then we’re done … promise

C’mon, just one more house then we’re done … promise

For comparison purposes only

For comparison purposes only