Feel the burn
Technology is destroying his comfort zone
Can we turn the clocks back again … but all the way to
Agreed
An unfriending is about to occur
Thanks for your superhuman effort
That explains that summer’s water shortage
Another handy dandy life hack
Sounds like Andy won that round
I’d be moving even fast than that
Extend the merrymaking
Costs more than a quarter these days
One, two, three …
You ’n me both, l’il buddy
Or I would be nommed
Hopefully he gives ’em heart attacks too
They’re gettin’ harder to find every day
It’s a heart wrenching vacuum
It happens with alarming frequency
How very charitable of you
Been that kinda day
Was all that drama *really* necessary?
Perfect time of night for a call
So much for family loyalty
Hyperglycemia level 12 unlocked
So much effort for so little reward
Good for the next five months
Payback’s a bitch, baby
Thanks guys, the fresh air is helping
Cravin’ a hair of the dog
Autumn street slop
Follow the instructions and nobody gets hurt
Much merriment was had
See ya next year, Jack
C’mon, just one more house then we’re done … promise
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