Size is of little consequence
Nice night for a walk anyway
Save your dramatics for your acting class
Escape plan thwarted
Get your priorities straight
Gawdammit, pay attention willya?
Just a simple request
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas …
See how the other half lives
Your cooperation is appreciated
Logic prevails
That’ll teach her to quit buying the cheap stuff
Point taken
Tuber or not tuber, that is the question
Your move, Bill
Who let the Tasmanian Devil in?!
Got my blankie ready
Captain of the decorations crew
Bear the burden with grace
Love hurts when it leaves
We’re acclimatized, eh
Sharknado? Pfft. Try Shark Icestorm! (photographed near Port
Got ’em on sale on Black Friday
Hmmm … you may have a point
Not all Starbucks are created equal (Dubai)
Ultimate vehicle swap
Ready in a minute, just gotta scratch my teeth
Happy hump day
Happy 66th birthday to the Prince of Darkness
I can state with some conviction that I will NEVER be that thirsty
In training for the crybaby Olympics
One more sleep
That’s it, I want my money back
If you’re trying to confuse me, you’ve succeeded
Hi Mom—I won a medal! I came in thirdst!
… and apparently he’s gay