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i-will-call-you-sir:   “Ever wonder what people got Jesus for Christmas? It’s like, “Oh great, socks. You know I’m dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They’ll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?”   — Jim Gaffigan

published on: 2013-12-24 22:50:20

i-will-call-you-sir:   If Santa would close his eyes on the weekends,

i-will-call-you-sir: If Santa would close his eyes on the weekends,

i-will-call-you-sir:  The main reason Santa is so jolly is because

i-will-call-you-sir: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because

i-will-call-you-sir:   “Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t

i-will-call-you-sir: “Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t

i-will-call-you-sir:  i-will-call-you-sir: “There is a remarkable

i-will-call-you-sir: i-will-call-you-sir: “There is a remarkable

i-will-call-you-sir:   Christmas is love in action. Every time

i-will-call-you-sir: Christmas is love in action. Every time

i-will-call-you-sir:  i-will-call-you-sir: Calvin: Well. I’ve

i-will-call-you-sir: i-will-call-you-sir: Calvin: Well. I’ve