published on: 2015-04-15 23:59:29
“honey, do you mind if I wear this to your ex-girlfriend’s
I love that she just casually wears clear plastic stripper shoes.
They look soooo heavy.
“See baby, I told you I don’t need to wear a bra.”
“my boobs aren’t the only thing filled with plastic and waiting
“You said I could dress casual for your parent’s BBQ…