blackmansbride: Are you SURE you’re not the father?
You are not the father!I asked the wife if there was the slightest
“I’m ready for our date, Daddy.” “The
“Now, Daddy, are you sure I can’t convince you not
joekeerys: “On the morning of my eighteenth nameday, my
Peter, you are NOT the father!
Things you can relate to as a fairy…My genuine terror
the-vexed-vortex: Hilarious dancing reactions to “You are
I smiled at the picture and dialed my phone. “I wasn’t
jaraxxus: the-mushroom-of-christmas-past: Things to say during
nakedguys99: Father and son bonding at the Nudist Retreat Weekend!
rainylandcollectorstuff:That moment when you feel the cool air
hitmanzay: jedininjaturtle: You are not the father. lol
appropriately-inappropriate: kittiesatemypronouns: r1vk4:
supamuthafuckinvillain: towritecomicsonherarms: randomcomicnerd:
balduur: athena: there’s nowhere
rp-sephiroth: risingoflights: rp-sephiroth: A Father’s Vigilance
supamuthafuckinvillain: towritecomicsonherarms: randomcomicnerd:
From Kurt Cobain to You: A Very important message for the young
comedycentral: What’s red, angry and prone to screaming? If
resmarted: taylor momsen now you get back in here this instant
comedycentral: What’s red, angry and prone to screaming? If
vodka-vortex: Hilarious dancing reactions to “You are NOT
that awkward moment when Maury says "You are.... NOT! the father."
daniemac21: juicyjacqulyn: omniscientraven: carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
caathartic: supamuthafuckinvillain: towritecomicsonherarms:
You are not the father
You are not the father
You are not the father
You are not the father
You are not the father
You are not the father
You are not the father
whats-not-spoken: I can’t go a day without thinking about
You would not BELIEVE how many daddy jokes we make while playing
You are not the father