Our shy friend with those glorious, umber nipples sent us a card…

Our shy friend with those glorious, umber nipples sent us a card…

Pretty Lady:  “My hubby must have taken my credit card by

Pretty Lady:  “My hubby must have taken my credit card by

“Great news, honey.  A nice man found the wallet you lost

“Great news, honey.  A nice man found the wallet you lost

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My dear cucky: this is JUST A PICTURE, and I want you to wank

My dear cucky: this is JUST A PICTURE, and I want you to wank

He has sent me a lot of bouquets of flowers and I-love-you cards;

He has sent me a lot of bouquets of flowers and I-love-you cards;

sometimes, if you play your cards right, it gets really, really

sometimes, if you play your cards right, it gets really, really

Would make a fantastic Christmas card!

Would make a fantastic Christmas card!

A better picture:) The white square is a card lol

A better picture:) The white square is a card lol

It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his

It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

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Us after getting my new ID card. The woman who made my new card

Us after getting my new ID card. The woman who made my new card

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