princestadiaries:   “What you sick bastard? You like these

princestadiaries: “What you sick bastard? You like these

*why marry a complete stranger, when you can marry your own mom

*why marry a complete stranger, when you can marry your own mom

“Dad always wondered why mom takes so long in the mornings”

“Dad always wondered why mom takes so long in the mornings”

“The real reason why mom is always getting home late from

“The real reason why mom is always getting home late from

The real reason why girls play with dolls Read DONT ASK to reveal

The real reason why girls play with dolls Read DONT ASK to reveal

Why worrying about her age when you can do her without condom.

Why worrying about her age when you can do her without condom.

She refused it at first but then he taught her why men are stronger

She refused it at first but then he taught her why men are stronger

Why use lube when she is just a one night stand. Read DONT ASK

Why use lube when she is just a one night stand. Read DONT ASK

Did your mom forget to make you a sandwich again - show her why

Did your mom forget to make you a sandwich again - show her why

Did your mom forget to make you a sandwich again - show her why

Did your mom forget to make you a sandwich again - show her why

Why are you looking at me that way mamma?

Why are you looking at me that way mamma?

why is the store so empty!?!?!  well, at least i can show off

why is the store so empty!?!?! well, at least i can show off

As you leave the house you see your tall black neighbor coming

As you leave the house you see your tall black neighbor coming

weloveshortvideos:  Good Cop Mom Cop

weloveshortvideos: Good Cop Mom Cop

Why your wife is so popular with the neighborhood boys

Why your wife is so popular with the neighborhood boys

Mom spanked you growing up.  Your wife sees no reason why your

Mom spanked you growing up.  Your wife sees no reason why your

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

why stop at being bird mom when you can be UNIBIRD MOM with a

why stop at being bird mom when you can be UNIBIRD MOM with a

asvpfentz:  poeticdarkbeauty:  beautiful-ambition:  afrosinspace:

asvpfentz: poeticdarkbeauty: beautiful-ambition: afrosinspace:

2kittensinacup:  gglitchshit:  me when my mom asks me to go buy

2kittensinacup: gglitchshit: me when my mom asks me to go buy

zilleniose:  When your mom takes your black bra, puts it on her

zilleniose: When your mom takes your black bra, puts it on her

whatever mom

whatever mom

bbcformyfamily:  irontsar:  rrraaazzz: Young teen stepdaughter

bbcformyfamily: irontsar: rrraaazzz: Young teen stepdaughter

mookie000:  Tokyo Mom Akaashi

mookie000: Tokyo Mom Akaashi

ahmbaar-ruhnay:  murderweapon:  fuckrashida:  kontrollsysteme:

ahmbaar-ruhnay: murderweapon: fuckrashida: kontrollsysteme:

Why do all of my favorite people have to be graduating T-T

Why do all of my favorite people have to be graduating T-T

aletterofhope:  Dear old self, You will be confused. You won’t

aletterofhope: Dear old self, You will be confused. You won’t

babydreamgirl:  kunsthalles:  istillbelieveinradishes:  this

babydreamgirl: kunsthalles: istillbelieveinradishes: this

sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts

sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts

carryonmyrenegade:  It never occurred to me before that Dean

carryonmyrenegade: It never occurred to me before that Dean

thechanelmuse:  Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old

thechanelmuse: Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old

mom is watching this kdrama that is extremely upsetting and its

mom is watching this kdrama that is extremely upsetting and its

hhantu: franfrancatman:  My dad and I made this fishtank for

hhantu: franfrancatman: My dad and I made this fishtank for

averageasshole:  THINGS I NEED TO KNOW:-Where the fuck is Byron’s

averageasshole: THINGS I NEED TO KNOW:-Where the fuck is Byron’s

drawbauchery:  disneyfan056:  Okay but what if even Aqua wanted

drawbauchery: disneyfan056: Okay but what if even Aqua wanted

what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the

what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the