“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime…
“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe
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“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let
“You make me even more incredibly happy than killing human
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
“I fell for you faster than Mrs. Hudson can drive.”
“My dick is so huge, I make porn stars look like Faith Smith’s
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