“I made you some shoes.”

“I made you some shoes.”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good

“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”

The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,

“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”

“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”

“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how

“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in

“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in

“I’m what people DO!”

“I’m what people DO!”

The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard

The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear

“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear

“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your

“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot

“Wanna come to my Mori-party?”

“Wanna come to my Mori-party?”

“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special

“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special

the60sbazaar:  1968 DC comic Girls’ Romances If she had any

the60sbazaar: 1968 DC comic Girls’ Romances If she had any

kira-yukimura:  #at first i thought that stiles just wasn’t

kira-yukimura: #at first i thought that stiles just wasn’t