“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d

“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool

“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and

“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you

“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really.

“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really.

“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired

“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired

“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off

“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off

“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a

“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a

“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”

“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”

“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”

“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to

“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping

“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t

“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t

“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,

“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,

“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just

“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just

“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb–

“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb–

“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going

“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me

“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’

“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’

“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t

“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s

“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s

“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the

“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because

“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d

“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d

“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs

“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside

I’m disappointed because I’m watching yesterday’s

I’m disappointed because I’m watching yesterday’s

potatoandotherwise:  andrewhussiesbosom:  Im the friend that

potatoandotherwise: andrewhussiesbosom: Im the friend that

*picks off pepperonis*mmmm

*picks off pepperonis*mmmm