In a night full of interesting quotes, hers was the most memorable

In a night full of interesting quotes, hers was the most memorable

htaylor69:  breedheranyway:  Missy had made a deal with her brother,

htaylor69: breedheranyway: Missy had made a deal with her brother,

lumpl: blackmenstolemydaughter: One day your daughter will look

lumpl: blackmenstolemydaughter: One day your daughter will look

When I came downstairs after putting my drunk wife to bed, I

When I came downstairs after putting my drunk wife to bed, I

a-blog-to-aspire-to:  The neighbor girl decided to come over

a-blog-to-aspire-to: The neighbor girl decided to come over

uncensoredpleasure:  Your boyfriend ran into your neighbor around

uncensoredpleasure: Your boyfriend ran into your neighbor around

squidapple:    When your parental unit gets drunk and embarrasses

squidapple: When your parental unit gets drunk and embarrasses

subndiapers:After a night of drinking, Natalie found herself

subndiapers:After a night of drinking, Natalie found herself

Drove all the way to Arizona for the pool. My parents are selling

Drove all the way to Arizona for the pool. My parents are selling

drunk + neeed to pee = uh oh i nedd to go but still with parents

drunk + neeed to pee = uh oh i nedd to go but still with parents

Window my be broke but can’t worry about that! (Cause I’ll

Window my be broke but can’t worry about that! (Cause I’ll

splacka-vellie:  beibadgirl:  theshitneyspears:  when you’re

splacka-vellie: beibadgirl: theshitneyspears: when you’re

Got slightly drunk off some beer at dinnertime and ranted to

Got slightly drunk off some beer at dinnertime and ranted to

Teenagers

Teenagers

wetting-captions:  It’s about a three hour drive to and from

wetting-captions: It’s about a three hour drive to and from

purpleardent:  I had caught her coming home, drunk beyond belief

purpleardent: I had caught her coming home, drunk beyond belief

m1stermorden:  Back At CampusReturning to campus after all the

m1stermorden: Back At CampusReturning to campus after all the

nothingcanstopthejuggernaut:  Bruce Wayne is terrible at parties

nothingcanstopthejuggernaut: Bruce Wayne is terrible at parties

johnathanspassionfruit:  offbeats:  You will never leave the

johnathanspassionfruit: offbeats: You will never leave the

run-devdev:  gutig:  hella-g4y:  Do you ever start telling your

run-devdev: gutig: hella-g4y: Do you ever start telling your

drunk-terminator:  matching icons for you and your husband, the

drunk-terminator: matching icons for you and your husband, the

chopoloco replied to your post:   so nvm   No need to apoligize

chopoloco replied to your post: so nvm No need to apoligize

Today in D.C. I bought an ice cream cone for an old drunk dude

Today in D.C. I bought an ice cream cone for an old drunk dude

Well, I blocked him. He’s toxic, and he’d quickly go from

Well, I blocked him. He’s toxic, and he’d quickly go from

noanimalswereharmedpodcast:Getting drunk at 2 pm on a Friday

noanimalswereharmedpodcast:Getting drunk at 2 pm on a Friday

purpleardent:  I had caught her coming home, drunk beyond belief

purpleardent: I had caught her coming home, drunk beyond belief

alexbelvocal: filmgifs: Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf

alexbelvocal: filmgifs: Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf

mc-55-69-blog:  One weekend I planned to stay at grandma’s

mc-55-69-blog: One weekend I planned to stay at grandma’s

I just had a random memory of the time I lied to my parents and

I just had a random memory of the time I lied to my parents and

weareevilregals:  toodrunktofindaurl:           No but one night

weareevilregals: toodrunktofindaurl: No but one night

a-thelittledevil:  The stupidity of these children is unbelievable.

a-thelittledevil: The stupidity of these children is unbelievable.

breedmedad:  Uncle Dennis was an easy going guy most of the time,

breedmedad: Uncle Dennis was an easy going guy most of the time,

msrodens:  i don’t get why parents think it’s bad to stay

msrodens: i don’t get why parents think it’s bad to stay

theblunderingbraggart:  Well, it’s obvious he was a drunk parent

theblunderingbraggart: Well, it’s obvious he was a drunk parent

alexbelvocal:  filmgifs: Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf

alexbelvocal: filmgifs: Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf

something-dirtys-got-you-dear:  When my parents were out of town

something-dirtys-got-you-dear: When my parents were out of town