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I got some of my best customers from the gas station, and it
I skipped my afternoon classes, telling the office I wasn’t
jemgirl77: I skipped my afternoon classes, telling the office
MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND I FUCKING HATE LIFE
and the second time my boss fucked me I wasn’t just moaning
My best friend’s son confessed to me that he was a virgin and
MY BEST CRACKSHIP IS YANG’S WORST MOMS.
My best friend arranged a meeting between her older friend and
Fuck me…I hate myself, feel sick, and don’t know
I’m home alone, about to cry to the song I’m listening
boospoopyvirus: ☆— » So I did the thing-put waaayyy to
masterlovehurts: “Awe, fuck yeah! Get your tongue up that
mrcraabs: why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30
dasiphora: thetrinitychild: sassytaco: spank-that-cass: aubsticle:
royalsiblings: I knew if I wanted to get my brother’s cock
My best friend made a costume party, and Yeah… I was a
My best friend asked me if I would rather have wine or food and
Fuck it
fallencalum:My best friend and I were holding hands while shopping
Best Funny
lattisun: my best girlfriend fucking… or is my best fucking
antiandrogen: idrathergoforgirls: striikee: emiliusthegreat:
princess–kittyy: Beautiful day, beautiful vibes ✨ IF
fairyneko: 5:10pmIf I haven’t already said it enough, my best
fairyneko:bobbbayyy:I just wanna shout out my partner, my baby,
sicksadstar:every fucking time we get a hru text @fairyneko hey
I could be drunk and having sex right now but no I had to let
mypasalacqua: twiggy-irl: my good friend @mypasalacqua i love
don't hold my hands accountable
dizzy-situations: jesussbabymomma: my “friend” just realized
My best friend of 17 years finally apologized for being a shitty
dextrodiva: if you cant have me at my worst (naruto), then you
ellemichalka: I got to reunite with Steven Universe last year
withfireandblood: Dearest Cecilia, the story can resume. The
my best friend