callmepan:   “How to deactivate a cat” For those

callmepan: “How to deactivate a cat” For those

shadowsbestforgotten:  bunnika:  I seriously just had to teach

shadowsbestforgotten: bunnika: I seriously just had to teach

“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”

“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”

bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/23003348228/

bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/23003348228/

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3

Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3

In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to

In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to

superiorblackdommes:  What the fuck are you looking at Me for,

superiorblackdommes: What the fuck are you looking at Me for,

Art by Pietoroi really can’t pick between these two versions

Art by Pietoroi really can’t pick between these two versions

Sandra is a good wife and a great mother.  When her six-year

Sandra is a good wife and a great mother.  When her six-year

skimpymoms:  Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

skimpymoms: Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

I love black men.  I was just down the street,waiting until Jerome

I love black men. I was just down the street,waiting until Jerome

brodinsons:  perpetuallycaffeinated:  AND YOU THOUGHT MY SAM/LUCI

brodinsons: perpetuallycaffeinated: AND YOU THOUGHT MY SAM/LUCI

floacist:  afro-orgasm:  In the heat of the moment. Don’t pick

floacist: afro-orgasm: In the heat of the moment. Don’t pick

skimpymoms:Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

skimpymoms:Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

Sometimes, when dad is away on business, my mom likes ordering

Sometimes, when dad is away on business, my mom likes ordering

zelulae:I got an anonymous request to make a tutorial on how

zelulae:I got an anonymous request to make a tutorial on how

Happy birthday, Daddy. What’s that? Oh, this dress - yeah,

Happy birthday, Daddy. What’s that? Oh, this dress - yeah,

“Mommy was so naughty today at work. I made all the executives

“Mommy was so naughty today at work. I made all the executives

justhotheels: My Hand Picked Heels Videos  When Mom starts showing

justhotheels: My Hand Picked Heels Videos When Mom starts showing

Putting the finishing touches on before going to pick up my son

Putting the finishing touches on before going to pick up my son

littlebooklings:  p1013:  devildoll:  weteevee:  parents when

littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when

skimpymoms:  Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

skimpymoms: Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WHEN JEF JUST PROCLAIMED A BANANA

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WHEN JEF JUST PROCLAIMED A BANANA

thickblackmilf:  I always pick mama. I pick phat over young everytime.

thickblackmilf: I always pick mama. I pick phat over young everytime.

hypnoswriter:  Jake had been lonely since his girlfriend Stacey

hypnoswriter: Jake had been lonely since his girlfriend Stacey

skimpymoms:  Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

skimpymoms: Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

thegeekyblonde:  every dermatologist and mother on the Planet:

thegeekyblonde: every dermatologist and mother on the Planet:

And this may be really silly but my mother and I are betting

And this may be really silly but my mother and I are betting

skimpymoms:  Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

skimpymoms: Going shopping with my mother is always fun. She’d

britcock:  Her mother had bound and gagged her as best she could

britcock: Her mother had bound and gagged her as best she could

unclefather:   badrapper:  awwww-cute:  Went kayaking with my

unclefather: badrapper: awwww-cute: Went kayaking with my

thegeekyblonde:  every dermatologist and mother on the Planet:

thegeekyblonde: every dermatologist and mother on the Planet:

thegeekyblonde:  every dermatologist and mother on the Planet:

thegeekyblonde: every dermatologist and mother on the Planet:

cestporncaps:  We were on the way to Houston to pick up my girlfriend

cestporncaps: We were on the way to Houston to pick up my girlfriend

tricias-captions:  Moments ago, the daughters all put their names

tricias-captions: Moments ago, the daughters all put their names