I could see this working as a Breaking Bad meets Weeds type of

I could see this working as a Breaking Bad meets Weeds type of

fat amy

fat amy

I promise mom, It’s not what it looks like.

I promise mom, It’s not what it looks like.

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brujacore:“Against all authority… Except my mom”

brujacore:“Against all authority… Except my mom”

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/79584428291/

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

The saying goes “to the victor goes the spoils.”

The saying goes “to the victor goes the spoils.”

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Have you ever been strangely fond of someone that everything

Have you ever been strangely fond of someone that everything

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into

And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into

Your dad and your brother had headed out on a weekend-long hunting

Your dad and your brother had headed out on a weekend-long hunting

Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23,

Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23,

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Age ClassicOriginally published March. 17,

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Age ClassicOriginally published March. 17,

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

oh-sole-o-mio:  How many times have you seen something like this—a

oh-sole-o-mio: How many times have you seen something like this—a

tricias-captions:  My cousin came to live with us when her mother

tricias-captions: My cousin came to live with us when her mother

moms-and-incest:  My son never gets in any trouble at school.

moms-and-incest: My son never gets in any trouble at school.

phatticuss:  when ur mom dies and u take her power becoming the

phatticuss: when ur mom dies and u take her power becoming the

slowlydisappear:  captaincorbie:  previouslysane:  liamsmile:

slowlydisappear: captaincorbie: previouslysane: liamsmile:

hillohoffman:  MOM

hillohoffman: MOM

darkbluetile:  as a mom I will drink organic wine with my fake

darkbluetile: as a mom I will drink organic wine with my fake

bagmilk:  mom: why are you always asking for money? me:

bagmilk: mom: why are you always asking for money? me:

kimpissible:  when your mom calls you down for dinner and you

kimpissible: when your mom calls you down for dinner and you

 Jessica Lange  omg mom ?

Jessica Lange omg mom ?

ontopofthewhirled:  My mom drug me around to one of those antiques

ontopofthewhirled: My mom drug me around to one of those antiques

I can’t stand it when people talk about heroin around me.

I can’t stand it when people talk about heroin around me.

trans-mom: elizabitchtaylor:   trans-mom:  mininecro:  trans-mom:

trans-mom: elizabitchtaylor: trans-mom: mininecro: trans-mom:

margethemom-blog:  Son’s thoughts: Omg I can’t believe mom

margethemom-blog: Son’s thoughts: Omg I can’t believe mom

mom i can’t buy drugs with an itunes gift card

mom i can’t buy drugs with an itunes gift card

hailtostjames:  darknessinmystars:  strange-phanomena:  I DIDNT

hailtostjames: darknessinmystars: strange-phanomena: I DIDNT

humperfickle:  when i was young and didn’t know what drugs

humperfickle: when i was young and didn’t know what drugs

Mom: the cleaning lady is coming today Me: *hides drugs and alcohol*

Mom: the cleaning lady is coming today Me: *hides drugs and alcohol*