pickyouralphapromo:  Stiles Stilinski | Human | McCall Pack

pickyouralphapromo: Stiles Stilinski | Human | McCall Pack

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede. 

Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede. 

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

When my mom goes to job interviews i sometimes wonder what her

When my mom goes to job interviews i sometimes wonder what her

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

Free forum : Bullies fucked my mom (18 and over only)

Free forum : Bullies fucked my mom (18 and over only)

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into

And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into

What is your mom’s profession?: Poll Results  The results from

What is your mom’s profession?: Poll Results The results from

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Age ClassicOriginally published March. 17,

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Age ClassicOriginally published March. 17,

Even though I’m like, way too old to have a baby sitter,

Even though I’m like, way too old to have a baby sitter,

Panty thief’s who steal their step sisters panties sometimes

Panty thief’s who steal their step sisters panties sometimes

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Please mommy, pretty please

Please mommy, pretty please

Let’s make the world a better place. Don’t let boys grow

Let’s make the world a better place. Don’t let boys grow

Real men and betas alike often struggle with “Adulting”

Real men and betas alike often struggle with “Adulting”

chekhov:  My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

chekhov: My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

hopeslostpages:  eridians:  mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom

hopeslostpages: eridians: mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

gems-n-kyojin:   PINK HAIR MOM BEING AN EXTREME CUTEYBONUS:THE

gems-n-kyojin:  PINK HAIR MOM BEING AN EXTREME CUTEYBONUS:THE

deadling:  i drew big mom in mom jeans

deadling: i drew big mom in mom jeans