You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

My mommy gets fucked (by site: Mommy Got Boobs)

My mommy gets fucked (by site: Mommy Got Boobs)

Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede. 

Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede. 

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d

My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

When my mom goes to job interviews i sometimes wonder what her

When my mom goes to job interviews i sometimes wonder what her

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

Just a reminder to everyone. If you want a place to talk about

Just a reminder to everyone. If you want a place to talk about

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

SUBMISSION Happy Mother’s Day! To everyone who wants to see

SUBMISSION Happy Mother’s Day! To everyone who wants to see

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Hey guys! I’m looking for new pictures to use for my stories.

Hey guys! I’m looking for new pictures to use for my stories.

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

FAN SUBMISSION“It is the last time they laid hands on me!”,i

FAN SUBMISSION“It is the last time they laid hands on me!”,i

Have your say: What Is Your Mom's Body Shape?

Have your say: What Is Your Mom's Body Shape?

Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23,

Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23,

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

For those who don’t know and haven’t been caught up, i’m

For those who don’t know and haven’t been caught up, i’m

Me yelling at my mom

Me yelling at my mom

my mom is singing ‘any time, any place’ real loud

my mom is singing ‘any time, any place’ real loud